The couple was arguing loudly in Victoria’s Secret and then the guy goes, “Nah, your pussy wasn’t all that anyway” before walking away. Wellllp.
"Speed is the essence of war. Take advantage of the enemy’s unpreparedness; travel by unexpected routes and strike him where he has taken no precautions."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War; Ch. IX, V. 29
okay so i’m working my way through all the streetpass teams I picked up at the con and i find this guy
are you kidding
are you for real
who has the patience for this
sir you deserve a medal
i don’t even want to fight you anymore i want this on my map forever